"There will be no trade, I'm staying in Boston, where I'm familiar with the system and where I have a lot of friends, especially David Ortiz."
Manny Ramirez, January 5
(...good thing he's not some sort of flake, so we know there's no chance he'll change his mind, huh?)
Update: Manny's agent is denying he ever said that. That didn't take long. Once again, we at GYS nail another incredibly easy prediction!