Saturday, October 22, 2005

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Over two months ago I described the Lee Mazzilli firing and Sam Perlozzo hiring as "the first time in MLB history a manager with two z's in his name replaced another manager with two z's in his name". Of course I just made that up, but a day later Murray Chass reported the same thing. Meaning it must be true, and also that it's proof that the Red Sox are a horrible team with stupid fans who like to kill puppy dogs for pleasure.

Anyway, now the O's just signed Leo Mazzone as their pitching coach. I mean, c'mon. Way too obvious. Hey, I hear Mike Piazza is looking for a job...

Oh yeah, in less important baseball news, the World Series starts tonight. I still haven't decided who to root for. (Er, I mean "for whom to root". Man that sounds stupid.) Any thoughts? I was in Austin for games 5 and 6, watching them in Sixth Street bars -- Astros fans everywhere.

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  1. Hey what do you call 25 guys watching the World Series?

    The New York Yankees.

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  2. And of course today Chass has his obligatory article about Houston has a chance to be the 4th straight Wild Card team to win the WS. Insinuating, well why bother.

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  3. I just turned on my TV to hear Carl Everett being announced with the Star Wars theme playing in the background. WTF?

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  4. This Clemens Shoe-less Joe story is silly.

    How many times will Fox mention the Yankees. It is already three whole conversations. I wish I had the patience to track other MLB team names mentioned. It would be something like Yankees 115,378, Red Sox - 4 (only to mention that we traded Jeff Bagwell to Houston, the Cubs - 3 to remind everyone that no one in CHI really cares, ANA and STL once each and everyone else - zero.

    Sure there are a lot or ex-Yanks on the team, but please shut up already. And why did the opening montage not have a zillion homages to the fact that CHI has not won a World Series since their own players lost one on purpose, but last year (and every year before that), they could mention Babe Ruth about oh, I don’t 34,000 times before every game. Along with 1918, Bill Buckner, Aaron Boone…

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  5. With first base open, why pitch to Berkman. Contrary to Tim, you don't have to intentionally walk him to ot throw a strike.

    He is the only guy on HOU that can really hit.

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  6. Hey Clemens pitched a four hitter.

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  7. Nice. Man, I just can't get into this game at all.

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  8. Yeah, but if it stays close in the late innings, it could become exciting.

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