So in regards to our earlier discussion about the Whizzinator, it turns out Congress has subpoenaed* the makers of the Whizzinator and other items desgined to help people circumvent drug-tests:
"Lawmakers object to fake penis"**
Did you know...that actor Tom Sizemore***, from great movies such as "Heat" and "Saving Private Ryan"****, once got caught using the Whizzinator?
* I said "subpoenaed".
**But then again, Reuters said "penis", multiple times, so maybe "subpoenaed" isn't so funny.
***On the other hand, "Sizemore" is a pretty good name for someone who uses a fake penis.
****And as if those movie titles weren't good enough, he was also in the movie "Play it to the Bone".