Monday, April 25, 2005

Yankees to test Wang

The starting rotation of the last-place Yankees (wow, that's fun to say also!) now has a Johnson and a Wang. I want to make a joke here, but there are just so many options, my brain isn't working right. Where to begin? Please, help me out in the Comments.

[I'll get you started: the bullpen also has an F-Rod (though he hasn't been performing too well). And I hear Koch is looking for some major-league action.]


  1. Imagine if Torre has to pull out his Wang early because he had too many balls?

  2. Is it just a coincidence that George King only writes after the Yankees win?

    The old Braves motto used to be Spahn and Sain and Pray for Rain.

    Could the Yankees now be Even Wang and the Unit are really screwin' it.

  3. I'm a little disppointed we only have four more days of listening to the Yankees favorite excuse "its only April."

    I'm sure they'll turn it around, but for now it is fun. Everyone's favorite, George King, saying the Yanks will look to thei farm for pitching help after getting offensive help from Andy Phillips. Talk about a glass half full guy. Does King's salalry count toward the Yankees $203 Million payroll?

    More importantly, lets hope the Sox can get their bats going. For real.

  4. What if Wang performs well? Wang on the rise...

    If he fails? Wang feeling low.

    Let's not forget that old chant..."You suck, Wang!"

    And they not only have F-Rod but they have A-Rod at third.

    "Two Rods, a Wang, and a Johnson"...The sitcom premiering this Tuesday on ABC.