According to Jose Canseco, "one definite side effect of steroid use is the atrophying of your testicles. But here's the point I want to emphasize: what happens to your testes has nothing to do with any shrinking of the penis. That's a misconception."
Oh thank god.
(PLEASE let the season start soon. We're obviously running out of things to talk about. The last two posts have been about male genitalia. And only one of those posts was by Jeremy.)